Last night at the bar my fuck buddies found out about each other.
Wtf? What happened?
Not quite sure but they rock, paper, scissored to see who was taking me home.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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