There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
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