I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
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