And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Randomize
