If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
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