OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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