Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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