I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
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its like you know when i get waxed
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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