my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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