We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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