Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
Just high enough for therapy.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
We're over by the bouncy castles. I'm the one wearing a baby. Bring Twizzlers.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Randomize
