Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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