idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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