normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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