Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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