Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I have demons in me.
you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Randomize
