"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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