you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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