even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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