You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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