My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
