Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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