there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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