a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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