Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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