Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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