my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you win again, gameday.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
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