Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
