Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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