Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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