Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I'm at about main and main street
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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