it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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