I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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