...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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