Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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