Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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