let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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