We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
she told me i tasted like america
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
i black out too much to be "responsible"
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