Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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