Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
There was a comma in between her and dick. I was calling you a dick. Jesus.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
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