But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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