He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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