just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
I just saw a guy in a hazmat suit riding a tractor.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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