even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Listen up tinkerbell, You're gonna come to the bar, hit on some fat chicks, and step up when I punch someone in the face.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
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