I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
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