no, he came in my armpit
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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