I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
Randomize
