And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
you drew a penis with ranch dressing. tried to take a picture of it and dropped your phone in it. Then made moaning sounds while you licked it off.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
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