he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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