i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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