I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
you never un-have a 4some
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
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