you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Any idea why my ass cheeks are bruised again?
The fact that theyre bruised AGAIN means you're not adult enough to know why.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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