I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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