The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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